Walk Down the Isle

Published in The Toronto Star, October 31, 2015

With beaches, mountains, waterfalls and posh resorts, St. Lucia attracts almost 3,500 weddings a year

SOUFRIÈRE, ST. LUCIA

I was starting to feel as though I was stalking Juan Pablo Galavis. For those of you not in-the-know – as I wasn’t, before setting foot on St. Lucia – Galavis was the highly controversial star of the 18th season of The Bachelor. He and his entourage of hopeful bachelorettes spent two 2014 episodes of the popular ABC television series cavorting their way across this lush Caribbean island.

As I followed in his wake, just about every hotel manager, waiter and bartender I encountered was eager to tell me that The Bachelor had chilled in the Rainforest Spa at Sugar Beach, kicked back in an open-air suite with a private infinity pool at Jade Mountain or strolled along a beach at Anse Chastanet.

It’s not hard to see why the show’s producers have filmed on St. Lucia several times. The island’s rainforested mountains, sandy beaches and gorgeous resorts seem almost tailor-made to a set designer’s specifications. If you drive along its roads, you will be constantly tempted to pull over to snap a selfie against backdrops such as the Pitons, a pair of volcanic lava domes that together form a World Heritage Site. (Be careful where you stop the car, though. The roads aren’t wide and people drive quickly.)

Throw in some picturesque ruins – such as the abandoned 18th-century British fort at Pigeon Island National Landmark – a few waterfalls and a fleet of catamarans just waiting to sail into the sunset, and you have one of the most romantic spots in the Caribbean.

The country’s government clearly understands it is sitting on the Marilyn Monroe of islands, all seductive curves and breathy breezes.

It has strongly promoted St. Lucia as a wedding destination, even setting up a new website (simplybeautifulweddings.org) to promote local service providers, from photographers to caterers. The work seems to be paying off.

“The wedding market is really our largest niche. I think it accounts for over 45 per cent of our arrivals,” says Louis Lewis, St. Lucia’s director of tourism. Last year, 3,430 couples came to the island to get married.

So, aside from stunning scenery and lots of places to stay, from small guesthouses to world-famous hotels, what does St. Lucia offer starry-eyed lovers and their wedding guests? Quite a lot.

Well-heeled visitors craving seclusion will probably gravitate to the high-end resorts in the hills above Soufrière. Most offer a wide variety of on-site activities, from scuba diving to cooking classes, so you can easily spend a week cocooned.

If you want to venture out, the main nearby attraction is Sulphur Springs Park, where you can take a quick dip in a concrete pool filled by a hot spring, slather your skin with grainy volcanic mud, then scald yourself again to rinse. It’s not for everyone, as the intense water temperature can top 45 C, but it will make your skin baby soft.

For a livelier vibe, head to the slightly less mountainous northern end of St. Lucia, where a string of hotels line the shore between the capital city of Castries and the town of Gros Islet.

Tourist facilities in this area include a golf course, dive shops, and companies offering Segway tours, ziplining, helicopter tours and more.

On Friday nights, Gros Islet stays up late for Jump Up, with crowds knocking back cold Piton beers and grilled chicken while dancing in the streets to live and DJ’ed soca tunes.

So even if you and your beloved are completely wrapped up in each other on your honeymoon, your guests won’t be at a loss for things to see and do in this island paradise.

Mellow Montserrat

My fleeting moment of fame on Jeopardy!

Published in Ottawa City Magazine, June/July 2004

Being on Jeopardy! is a crazy idea, really. It’s like taking a pop quiz in front of millions of people, all of whom are sitting at home yelling, “You idiot! Everyone knows that the capital of Chad is N’Djamena!”

Fortunately, I won’t be able to hear most of those people when my brush with fame airs on May 17th.

Auditioning for Jeopardy! (yes, the exclamation point is part of the name) was my husband Paul’s idea. We both tried out while on vacation in L.A. last June and both qualified. Then we came home to wait for The Call.

The irony is that Paul should have been called instead of me. He’s the Trivia King and knows far more than I about the solar system and American sports leagues. I’m more of a very minor Trivia Princess. But the telephone bell tolled for me, so back to L.A. we went.

The day of the taping, the contestants headed to the studio in a hotel shuttle that Paul had affectionately dubbed The Nerd Bus. As we puttered along palm-fringed streets, we chatted with each other and secretly dreamed of ways to spend our anticipated riches. Well, at least I did.

We each toted a case or suit bag containing two changes of clothes. Since five shows are taped every day, contestants need several ensembles.

Unfortunately, the luggage made me feel like I was about to be voted off the island or fired by Donald Trump.

Once at the Sony Pictures Studios, we spent much time filling out forms, at least one of them longer than the average mortgage contract. If I ever have a first-born child, I may have to name it Alex, for all I know.

On the glassy, blue set, we had a few minutes to practise using the buzzers. Within what felt like seconds, that familiar theme music started playing and the camera swooped over the audience. Alex Trebek emerged from backstage, moved to the podium and started peppering us with trivia questions.

Before you ask, I can’t tell you what the questions were or whether I won. One of the contracts noted in bold type—and I’m paraphrasing a bit here—that if I revealed the outcome of the show before the airdate, the Jeopardy! gods would strike me dead.

So don’t ask.

But I can tell you that when it was all over, Paul and I simply walked across the lot and out to the sidewalk to get a cab. There wasn’t even a Nerd Bus to shuttle us back to the hotel.

How fleeting is fame.